It is a simple, scientifically proven axiom, the Law of Increasing Fun: no matter what the activity, the level of fun is increased with the addition of scantily clad women dancing. Eating, gambling, tax preparation – you name it, the Law holds.
In Las Vegas, Planet Hollywood and Luxor were already riding the Fun Train, and now New York New York has climbed aboard!
Yes, NYNY already had Coyote Ugly, but being stuck in a loud bar with a bunch of drunk twentysomethings negates most of the fun. MGM has Centrifuge, which brings the fun every half hour, and they have guys dancing too, which is even more progressive.
Last year, I wrote about a coffee shop in Maine that had boarded the Fun Train; sadly, it was burned down by someone who hates fun. We must not let this stand in the way of fun! We don't want to risk running out of fun, and here we have a boundless source of renewable fun.
It's inevitable that the Fun Train will roll in to Starbucks, the grocery store, the mall. How long must we wait?
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